Will the aggressive sexualization of the most fun holiday of the year ever end? Trump makes his biggest move yet in effort to undermine Mueller. To turn on reply notifications, click here. Halloween should be a holiday of liberation and expression — a time when we can dress as we want, whether goofy, scary, or sexy Even the pizza slice is intentionally provocative it's a giant V pointing directly to your vagina. Another costume company now sells so many revealing outfits that they have three different categories of "sexy," presumably organized according to the highly scientific scale of boner generation.
They're counting on us to make fun of them, because that's how shit gets sold.
Sexy Halloween Costumes: Why Women Cannot Win, Even on Halloween
That Olaf costume sold out. Yandy Pizza is already sexy as is, damn you. So they keep rolling out new and increasingly terrible sexy ideas for us, which is how we end up with things like the sexy killer whale, which looks more like you're dressed up as an arctic warrior wearing the skin of her greatest foe:. Which is fine if you want to go to a party as Sexy Hermione, but what if you just want to be plain old Hermione? The sexy pizza costume is still available in only a few sizes, even after one employee at Yandy, the company responsible, was so convinced that no one would buy it she bet the male CEO that she would eat an entire pizza in public while wearing the costume if it sold well.